Sex Tip for Men and Women: If all else fails, your hand is your friend.

When dating gets rough, your hand or hands, will never fail you.

10 Reasons your Hand is Better than a Date

10. Your hand knows what you like.

9. Your hand can’t get you pregnant.

8. Your hand will never lie to you.

7. Your hand will not start making out with other people in the bar.

6. Your hand does not demand that you pick up the check.

5. Your hand does not talk about stupid shit all night.

4. Your hand will never ask you to cuddle.

3. Your hand will never turn into a psycho ex.

2. Your hand will never cut you off.

1. Your hand will always love you, even when you are naughty.